【糟糕历史】【歌词】Charles Ⅱ

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>Charlie me hearty!!!


My name is, my name is, my name is…Charlesthe second.

I love the people and the people love me, 

so much that they restored the English monarchy.

I’m part Scottish, French, Italian, alittle bit Dane. 

But 100% party animal. Champagne.

Spaniels, I adore, named after me too. 

Like me, they were fun with a natty hairdo.

Is today my birthday? I can’t recall. 

Let’s have a party anyway because I love a maskball.

All hail, the King of bling. Let’s sing! Bellsring! Ding ding!

I’m the king who brought back partying.

 

King Charles, my daddy, lost his throne,and kings were banned.

They chopped off his head, then Olly Cromwellruled the land.

Old Olly wasn’t jolly. He was glum, and hewas proud.

Would be miserable as sin. Only sinning’snot allowed.

When Olly died, the people said “Charlie,me hearty!”

Get rid of his dull laws! Come back, we’drather party!

This action’s what they called the MonarchyRestoration.

Which naturally was followed by a hugecelebration.

The King of Eng. No sin! To sing! Ok! Or anything!

All say, I’m the King who brought backpartying.

 

Great London Fire was a whopper, 

in my reign London city came a cropper.

So this King did what was right and proper,

Fought the fire proved I’m more than a bopper.

I’m a fire stopper.

Married Catherine Braganza. She was a loveso true.

There would never be another. Well, maybeone or two.

Lucy Walter, Nell Gwyn, Moll Davis, BarbaraVilliers.

You think that’s bad but her name’s not assilly as, Hortense Mancini.

As King, I must admit I broke the weddingrules,

But who cares when I brought back the CrownJewels.

I reinstated Christmas, makeup, sport andeven plays.

I was the Merry Monarch. They were good olddays.

Well said and done. King Charles. Did run Englandfor fun.

I was the King loved by everyone. My songis done.

 

Party, anyone?

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