难得见星光

>强行给tag灌水…

>但是EngK&Q这首是为了学唱扒的词…所以下面的版本完全是为了跟唱存在的，很多地方看起来怪怪的但是方便唱x

>假如真的有人能看到qwq冷圈拥抱一下，欢迎讨论x

I'm William the Conqueror, my enemies stood no chance.

They called me the first English king, although I came from France.

1086 the Doomsday Book I gave to history.

So fat on death, my body burst, but enough for me.

To help remember all your kings, I've come up with this song.

A simple rhyme and ditty, for you all to sing along.

William. A bit short, isn't it? We need more kings Who comes next?

William Second cheeks were red, killed on hunting, so it said.

I took over, Henry One. That's my next eldest son.

Then King Stephen, it's true, check it.

I, Henry Two killed Thomas Becket.

Richard Lionheart, that's right, always spoiling for a fight.

Oh, King John, what a disaster, rules restrained by Magna Carta.

W, W, H, S, H, R, J.

Time for my mate King HenryⅧ to take up this song.

Henry Three built the Abbey. Edward hated Scots.

A red-hot poker killed Ed Two. That must've hurt him lots.

Edward Third was a chivalry nerd, began the Hundred Years' War.

Then Richard Two was king aged 10. Then Henry yes, one more.

King Henry Four, floods galore. Not least from Henry Five, why?

Killed ten score at Agincourt. Then Henry Six arrived.

Ed Four, Ed Five, R Third, he's bad. 'Cos he fought wars with Henry Seven.

First Tudor and my dad.

So Henry Eight, I was great, 6 wives 2 were beheaded.

Ed Six came next, but he died young and so my dreaded.

Daughter Mary ruled so scary. Then along came "Me", I'm Liz the First, I had no kids, so Tudors RIP.

W, W, H, S, H, R, J. H, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich Two, then 3 more Henry join our song.

Ed, Ed, Rich Third, H, H, Ed, again. Mary One, Good Queen Bess.

That's me, time for more men.

James 4 of Scotland next to English James the First he led.

Then Stuarts ruled, so Charles the First the one who lost his head.

No monarchy until came me, C Two I like to party.

King Jimmy Two was scary, whoo. Then Mary was a smarty.

She ruled with Bill. Their shoes were filled by sourpuss Queen Anne Gloria.

And so from then you were ruled by man. Till along came me Victoria.

W, W, H, S, H, R, J. H, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich Two, then 3 more Henry join our song.

Ed, Ed, Rich Third, H, H, Ed, again. Mary One, Good Queen Bess.

Jimmy, C and C and then. J, W, M, A, G.

Still to come it's Queen Victoria.

And so began the Hanover Gang, G One and G Two.

Then G the Third was quite absurd, till I replaces old him.

King G the Forth and known henceforth, as angry, fat and cross.

Hang on. It's true you beat Napoleon.

But a mostly a dead loss. Bang on.

W Four was a sailor. It's near the end of the story.

As onto the scene comes the best-loved queen. Hail to Victoria.

W, W, H, S, H, R, J. H, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich Two, then 3 more Henry join our song.

Ed, Ed, Rich Third, H, H, Ed, again. Mary One, Good Queen Bess.

Jimmy, C and C and then. J, W, M, A, G.

G, G, G, G, Will Victoria. Victoria~

"I ruled for 64 years you know."

Ed Six, G Five, Ed Eight, G Six. Liz Two then reigned and how.

And so our Famous Monarchs song is brought right up to now.

W, W, H, S, H, R, J. H, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich Two, then 3 more Henry join our song.

Ed, Ed, Rich Third, H, H, Ed, again. Mary One, Good Queen Bess.

Jimmy, C and C and then. J, W, M, A, G.

G, G, G, G, Will Victoria. 

Ed, G, Ed, G 6. And Queen Liz 2 completes the mix.

That's all the English Kings and Queens, since William the First and there have been.